Now, what do you think *this* reveals about their 'special' relationship...?

Jack Straw welcomes 'Condom' Rice

I'm beginning to think that Jack Straw was telling the truth when he assured Craig Murray that he 'lost sleep' over revelations of torture at his behest in Uzbekistan.

After all, knowing that you're balls-deep in a partnership that has resulted in hundreds of people being humiliated, brutalised and sodomised must be as sexy as all hell. Why, it's enough to keep one tossing and turning all night.

I won't be looking at Jack Straw's speeches in quite the same way again, either... whenever he speaks about torture and/or Condi I just know that he's going to be struggling to keep Red Hot Chilli Peppers lyrics out of his head:

What I’ve got you've got to get it put it in you
What I’ve got you've got to get it put it in you
What I’ve got you've got to get it put it in you