It's a doozy, folks! Boing Boing have a wonderful highlight here and you can read the full text via Hansard here.

There are many fine passages in this speech that you may wish to report, repeat or dissect on your own weblog, but the main highlight for us - our most favourite bit ever, ever, ever - is at the very beginning:

Brian Sedgemore: "As this will almost certainly be my last speech in Parliament, I shall try hard not to upset anyone. However..."